I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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