quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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