I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You did what with his pubic hair?
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