he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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