I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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