I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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