Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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