i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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