weddingsv make me drug and hornr
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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