I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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