This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
third nipple confirmed
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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