So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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