nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
