He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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