It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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