Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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