she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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