i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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