Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
