Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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