Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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