i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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