i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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