I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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