Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
