Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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