Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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