Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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