I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dear god my vagina.
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