he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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