But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i used baking grease as lip gloss
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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