Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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