You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
It's blow job season.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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