they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have post one night stand depression
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