Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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