I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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