Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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