You really coming over, don't trick.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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