i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
