I wish I could teleport
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I know her cup size but not her name....
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