i don't like sucking hair
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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