i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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