I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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