are you still at the devil's house?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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