i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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