i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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