She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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