Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
