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Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My breasts were aching with rage.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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