Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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