So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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